May 2013
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
psyshocks:
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
April 2013
breathein-breatheout-continueon:
give-me-love-like-neverbeforeee:
I’m so excited to see hunger games two..
Really? Because I’m excited to see Catching Fire
gay-nations:
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
Someone: are you crying?
Me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction.
Someone: to what?
Me: life.
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
geniekeckers:
undrunkscotsman:
i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
Basic School Day
Me: I hate all of you.
Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
Me: Maybe if i hit my face on the desk I'll die.
reginasmom:
“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me
tapdancers:
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
